Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Deep Thoughts: N'Sync


I was listening to "Tearin' Up My Heart" by N'Sync and began to wonder: what ever happened to the skunk-haired one? Chris Kirpatrick? Everyone else turned out relatively okay. JTimberlake is dating a hottie and is jizzing in his pants on national television. JC is famous for something. I think. Joey was in My Large Obese Greek Nuptials which makes him a star in my book. Lance Bass is a gay dancing star which just makes him untouchable. But poor skunkhead is nowhere to be found! 

Dear Teen Stardom,
You're tearin' up my heart.

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