Today I am here to ask you to donate to the Center for the Larengitis Augmentation Uber GrossWanna Hockaloogey Appalachian Tarantula Territorial Ack! Camp Ottowana Kix Disease Research, which is working as hard as possible to put this disease to rest. Larengitis Augmentation Uber GrossWanna Hockaloogey Appalachian Tarantula Territorial Ack! CampOttowana Kix Disease (otherwise known as "L.A.U.G.H.A.T.T.A.C.K") is a serious illness that has affected millions of people around the world.
Are you at risk for "L.A.U.G.H.A.T.T.A.C.K.?"
Symptoms include:
- Abdominal pain
- Shortness of breath
- Over-active tear ducts
- Uncontrolled animal-like noises
- Mild lizzing
If you have at least 8 of these symptoms, please consult your doctor today. Remember, this disease is highly infectious.
Your donation is greatly appreciated.
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