Based on True Events
"Meeting now in Session for the vote to re-open the University"
"NO! OUR MEETING NOW IN SESSION!"
"Who are you?"
"We're the Anti-Blockade Students Union of Communism and Baguettes"
"Well, what do you want?"
"TO RE-OPEN THE UNIVERSITY!"
"Fine, We, The Students for Socialism, Blockades, and Stripes, declare now is the time to vote for the blockade. All Opposed""
"FUCK THIS VOTE! WE'RE LEAVING!"
"So that's no votes because the ABSUBC coalition walked out. All in Favor? Oh wait, it's just us, the SSBS, left. BLOCKADE CONTINUES!!!!"
-Author's Note: I wish I were kidding.
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